Funny Birthday Wishes For 18 Yr Old Re-post Funny Birthday Thing?

Re-post Funny birthday thing? - funny birthday wishes for 18 yr old

Someone has just what I like and what I am used over and over again. No offense against his will: P

Select the month you've been born, the day of birth, then the T-shirt color you are using.

January: I fought
February: I pimp slap
March: I have flirted with
April: I licked
May: I felt
June: I have one million U.S. dollars
Greg: I called
August: exploded
September: he came with
October: I slept with
November: Dancing with
December: I spoke with

1: my lamp
2: my puppy
3: a baseball --
4: My father
5: Reporting
6: a cow
7: my sister
8: Cushion
9: my brother
10: Beer
11: My Aunt
12: a lamp
13: my uncle
14: a bum
15: My grandmother
16: A police officer
17: my grandfather
18: Cheese
19: my wife
20: A rare opportunity
21: A massage chair
22: my husband
23: my best friend
24: SpongeBob SquarePants
25: Chip
26: Weeds
27: the rapist lives
28: Your mother
29: my cat
30: a penguin
31: my ex-ugly

Red: Because I'm cold as
Orange: Because nobody loves me
Yellow: Because I stole a bag.
Green: Because I'm HANNAH MONTANA.
Blue: Because I'm an alcoholic psychopath.
Violet: Because I have no life.
Rosa: Because I need a hug.
Black: Because I hate the refrigerator.
White: Because I'm love with a hobo.
Gray: Because I wanted a shooting star.
So: Because I have a friend in the legs
More than 1 Color: Because I love iguanas.
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Mine is "I danced with a policeman, because he the fridge" wow hates lol